Jul 23, 2009
The Onion has announced that it has been purchased by the Yu Wan Mei company.
The new logo for The Onion is now, "America's Finest News Source and Salvage Fishery." The link below is the website for the new owner:
Yu Wan Mei Amalgamated Salvage Fisheries and Polymer Injection Group is dedicated to harvesting the ocean’s great aquatic bounty to bring residual fish and fish-related nourishment and substances to honorable consumers across the globe. Through research and care, Yu Wan Mei has developed expertise in a number of the latest fish-extraction techniques, pleasing all who consume its line of healthful, pleasing products. Laborers and machines work in harmony at Yu Wan Mei, ensuring unparalleled achievement in all possible arenas
May 25, 2009
Check out this ad from Intel:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqLPHrCQr2I&NR=1
Ajay Bhatt's patents and pending patent applications include the following:
1. US5909556 A G06F 19990601 Intel Corporation
M & A for exchanging date, status and commands over an hierarchical serial bus assembly using communication packets
2. US5881252 A G06F 19990309 Intel Corporation|Microsoft Corporation
Method and apparatus for automatically configuring circuit cards in a computer system
3. US5768542 A G06F 19980616 Intel Corporation
Method and apparatus for automatically configuring circuit cards in a computer system
4. US5742847 A G06F 19980421 Intel Corporation
M & A for dynamically generating and maintaining frame based polling schedules for polling isochronous and asynchronous functions that guaranty latencies and bandwidths to the isochronous functions
5. US5708849 A G06F 19980113 Intel Corporation
Implementing scatter/gather operations in a direct memory access device on a personal computer
6. US5694555 A G06F 19971202 Intel Corporation
Method and apparatus for exchanging data, status, and commands over an hierarchical serial bus assembly using communication packets
7. US5655127 A G06F 19970805 Intel Corporation
Method and apparatus for control of power consumption in a computer system
8. US5623610 A G06F 19970422 Intel Corporation
System for assigning geographical addresses in a hierarchical serial bus by enabling upstream port and selectively enabling disabled ports at power on/reset
9. US5615404 A G06F 19970325 Intel Corporation
System having independently addressable bus interfaces coupled to serially connected multi-ported signal distributors generating and maintaining frame based polling schedule favoring isochronous peripherals
10. US20080215822 A1 G06F 20080904
PCI Express Enhancements and Extensions
11. US20080196034 A1 G06F 20080814
PCI EXPRESS ENHANCEMENTS AND EXTENSIONS
12. US20080195791 A1 G06F 20080814
PCI EXPRESS ENHANCEMENTS AND EXTENSIONS
13. US20080195780 A1 G06F 20080814
PCI EXPRESS ENHANCEMENTS AND EXTENSIONS
14. US20080109565 A1 G06F 20080508
PCI express enhancements and extensions
15. US20070150762 A1 G06F 20070628
Using asymmetric lanes dynamically in a multi-lane serial link
16. US20070147426 A1 H04J 20070628
PCI-Express® transaction layer packet compression
17. US20070115831 A1 H04L 20070524
Method and apparatus for meeting compliance for debugging and testing a multi-speed, point-to-point link
18. US20070008898 A1 H04L 20070111 Intel Corporation
Point-to-point link negotiation method and apparatus
19. US20060168581 A1 G06F 20060727
Software deployment system
20. EP789872 B1 G06F 20060712 Intel Corporation
METHOD AND APPARATUS FOR SERIALLY INTERFACING ISOCHRONOUS AND ASYNCHRONOUS PERIPHERALS
21. EP789879 B1 G06F 20040102 INTEL CORPORATION
METHOD AND APPARATUS FOR DYNAMICALLY GENERATING AND MAINTAINING FRAME BASED POLLING SCHEDULES FOR POLLING ISOCHRONOUS AND ASYNCHRONOUS FUNCTIONS THAT GUARANTEE LATENCIES AND BANDWIDTHS TO THE ISOCHRONOUS FUNCTIONS
22. EP666525 B1 G06F 20010912 INTEL CORPORATION
Method and apparatus for control of power consumption in a computer system
23. EP789879 A4 G06F 20020502 INTEL CORP
METHOD AND APPARATUS FOR DYNAMICALLY GENERATING AND MAINTAINING FRAME BASED POLLING SCHEDULES FOR POLLING ISOCHRONOUS AND ASYNCHRONOUS FUNCTIONS THAT GUARANTEE LATENCIES AND BANDWIDTHS TO THE ISOCHRONOUS FUNCTIONS
24. EP789872 A4 G06F 19991027 INTEL CORP
METHOD AND APPARATUS FOR SERIALLY INTERFACING ISOCHRONOUS AND ASYNCHRONOUS PERIPHERALS
25. EP789867 A4 G06F 19991027 INTEL CORP
M & A FOR DYNAMICALLY DETERMINING AND MANAGING CONNECTION TOPOLOGY OF A HIERARCHICAL SERIAL BUS ASSEMBLY
26. EP789879 A1 G06F 19970820 INTEL CORPORATION
METHOD AND APPARATUS FOR DYNAMICALLY GENERATING AND MAINTAINING FRAME BASED POLLING SCHEDULES FOR POLLING ISOCHRONOUS AND ASYNCHRONOUS FUNCTIONS THAT GUARANTEE LATENCIES AND BANDWIDTHS TO THE ISOCHRONOUS FUNCTIONS
27. EP789872 A1 G06F 19970820 INTEL CORPORATION
METHOD AND APPARATUS FOR SERIALLY INTERFACING ISOCHRONOUS AND ASYNCHRONOUS PERIPHERALS
28. EP789867 A1 G06F 19970820 Intel Corporation
M & A FOR DYNAMICALLY DETERMINING AND MANAGING CONNECTION TOPOLOGY OF A HIERARCHICAL SERIAL BUS ASSEMBLY
29. EP666525 A2 G06F 19950809 INTEL CORPORATION
Method and apparatus for control of power consumption in a computer system
30. WO2007002942 A1 G06F 20070104 INTEL CORPORATION
POINT-TO-POINT LINK NEGOTIATION METHOD AND APPARATUS
31. WO1996013769 A1 G06F 19960509 INTEL CORPORATION
M & A FOR DYNAMICALLY DETERMINING AND MANAGING CONNECTION TOPOLOGY OF A HIERARCHICAL SERIAL BUS ASSEMBLY
32. WO1996013771 A1 G06F 19960509 INTEL CORPORATION
METHOD AND APPARATUS FOR SERIALLY INTERFACING ISOCHRONOUS AND ASYNCHRONOUS PERIPHERALS
33. WO1996013777 A1 G06F 19960509 INTEL CORPORATION
METHOD AND APPARATUS FOR DYNAMICALLY GENERATING AND MAINTAINING FRAME BASED POLLING SCHEDULES FOR POLLING ISOCHRONOUS AND ASYNCHRONOUS FUNCTIONS THAT GUARANTEE LATENCIES AND BANDWIDTHS TO THE ISOCHRONOUS FUNCTIONS
34. WO1996013776 A1 G06F 19960509 INTEL CORPORATION
M & A FOR EXCHANGING DATA, STATUS, AND COMMANDS OVER A HIERARCHICAL SERIAL BUS ASSEMBLY USING COMMUNICATION PACKETS
35. DE19581234 B4 G06F 20080320 Intel Corp.
Bussteuereinrichtung und Verfahren fuer eine hierarchische serielle Busanordnung unter Verwendung von Kommunikationspaketen
36. DE69535108 T2 G06F 20070215 Intel Corp.
VERFAHREN UND APPARAT ZUM HERSTELLEN EINER SERIELLEN SCHNITTSTELLE FUER ISOCHRONE UND ASYNCHRONE PERIPHERIEGERAETE
37. DE69532383 T2 G06F 20041223 Intel Corporation
VERFAHREN UND VORRICHTUNG ZUR DYNAMISCHEN ERZEUGUNG UND ERHALTUNG VON RAHMENBASIERTEN ABFRAGEPROGRAMMEN FUER DAS ABFRAGEN VON ISOCHRONEN UND ASYNCHRONEN FUNKTIONEN, DIE WARTEZEITEN UND BANDBREITEN FUER DIE ISOCHRONEN FUNKTIONEN GARANTIEREN
38. DE69522595 T2 G06F 20020711 Intel Corporation
Verfahren und Vorrichtung zur Stromverbrauchssteuerung in einem Rechnersystem
39. DE112006001643 T5 G06F 20080508 Intel Corporation
Verfahren und Vorrichtung zum Aushandeln von Punkt-zu-Punkt-Verbindungen
40. DE19581234 T1 G06F 19971002 Intel Corp.
Verfahren und Einrichtung zum Austauschen von Daten, Statussignalen und Kommandos ueber eine hierarchische serielle Busanordnung unter Verwendung von Kommunikationspaketen
41. DE19581234 T0 G06F 19971002 INTEL CORP
Verfahren und Einrichtung zum Austauschen von Daten, Statussignalen und Kommandos ueber eine hierarchische serielle Busanordnung unter Verwendung von Kommunikationspaketen
42. GB2439891 A G06F 20080109 Intel Corporation
Point to point link negotitation method and apparatus
43. GB2308533 A G06F 19970625 Intel Corporation (US-DELAWARE)
M & A for exchanging data, status, and commands over a hierarchical
May 16, 2009
How can you obtain spare parts for your Fiat?
Follow one.
What are the last six pages of a Fiat owners' manual?
Bus and train schedules.
What do you call needing a gas cap for your Fiat?
A fair trade.
What do you call a Fiat on a mountain top?
A miracle.
What do you call two Fiats on a mountain top?
Science fiction.
What do you call three Fiats on a mountain top?
A Fiat manufacturing facility.
May 11, 2009
Top 10 Signs Your Client is Unhappy©
By Mary Hirsch
10. When you return their call they ask “Did you run out of other things to do”?
9. You aren’t invited to their birthday party.
8. They wrote a country western song called “My Lawyer Done Me Wrong.”
7. Your holiday card is returned in 473 torn pieces.
6. They put your picture on a milk carton saying “Have You Seen Me?”
5. Your bill was returned with the words “BITE ME” scrawled on it.
4. When you run into them at a function they say “Oh, I didn’t know you were still alive.”
3. They sent you the bill for their valium prescription.
2. That temporary restraining order issued against you.
1. You are invited to appear with them on Dr. Phil.
